As if Thomas Markle couldn't get any lower - he has actually given his daughter Meghan Markle and Prince Harry an ultimatum - talk to me, or I'm doing a major interview every month!

Markle has trashed his daughter regularly in the media, defending the press rather than his own flesh and blood, but the obviously delusional man thinks he's entitled to his daughter and her husband's time and energy.

"After this interview, if I don't hear from someone in 30 days, then I will try again. I don't want to sit in silence in my living room for the rest of my life waiting for someone to get back to me," he told Good Morning Britain.

"Man up and fly down and see me and we will talk… I feel he can still reach out to me, they are making this a big drama for the world every day, it's a family problem and should be solved as a family problem," he continued.

Yeah... we don't think he's getting a callback anytime soon.