SHOCK CRIME: Woman Wakes Up Outta Her Sleep . . . And Finds a BURGLAR In Her Bed . . . EATING HER 'GROCERIES'!!!


An Australian woman is recovering after being assaulted by a burglar - in one of the most VILE ways imaginable.

The website is reporting that the Aussie woman who had gone to sleep wearing a T-shirt and pajama shorts and woke up to find a strange man crouched down next to her bed - and licking her buttocks.

The woman told authorities that at fist she thought the intruder was her boyfriend – but after 20 seconds, reached across and felt her boyfriend next to her – and knew it was a stranger.

She whispered, "Someone is there," and her boyfriend found Joseph Taouk kneeling by the bed in Sydney.

He said, "What the f*ck, who are you?" Taouk replied, "Sorry I thought this was the boarding house. The front door was open."

He escorted him out – and Taouk was arrested nearby by police, who found he was carrying two Viagra and a sex aid.

Taouk was sentenced to two years in prison, according to His lawyer said he was suffering from a mental illness at the time.