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MTO SHOCK EXCLUSIVE: A DRAMATIC Rise In GIARDIA Cases In The Hood . . . Is Attributable To . . . EATING GROCERIES!!!


Eating a woman (or a man’s) groceries can be DEADLY, according to a new report from the CDC.
The CDC report shows a RISE in giardia in “urban” neighborhoods and among African Americans.

Giardia is a RARE parasite that infects the gastrointestinal system. It’s common in developing countries that don’t have clean water systems.

So WHY is a rare parasite showing up in the hood? – because of the RISE in EATING GROCERIES.

Giardia – if left untreated can cause death. Here are the symptoms:

diarrhea or greasy stools
loss of appetite
bloating and abdominal cramps
weight loss
excessive gas
abdominal pain

So if you’re suffering from any of these symptoms after a wild night of grocery eating, head down to see your doctor right away. This disease can be cured with a course of antibiotics.

The sexual act was made popular after R&B singer Jhene’s line in Omarion’s song, “Posed To Be.”

“Just playing with the rhyme scheme. The line of “’Post to be” reminded me of the Kevin Gates Vines where he’s talking about booty. I sat down with Micah Powell, who is a writer I’ve worked with for a long time. I sat down with him, and I was like, “Whatever we say, I really want to say something about eating the booty.” He keeps saying in the Vines—“You ’posed to eat the booty,” she told Complex.

We don’t know if she’s aware of the report, but we suggest she and her bae ease off the booty eating for a while… Giardia is a very serious disease!