Jennifer Lopez and Shakira's acclaimed halftime show at the Super Bowl reportedly drew over 1300 complaints from viewers according to several reports.

According to WFAA, viewers complained of "Extreme booty shaking," "pole dancing" and "S&M outfits."

The news outlet obtained the complaints via the Freedom of Information Act, and some of them are entertaining, to say the least:

"I do not subscribe to The Playboy Channel, we do not buy porn for $20 a flick, we simply wanted to sit down as a family and watch the Super Bowl," wrote a viewer from Spring Hill, Tenn. "God forbid we expected to watch football and a quick concert but instead had our eyes molested."

Another viewer wrote: "As a father of 2 teen girls I feel obligated, at this point, to file a complaint as I am at my wits end," a male viewer from Maine wrote. "That "show" should have been reserved for late night cable TV ... As a society we are talking out of both sides of our mouths and confusing kids. We need to do better, much MUCH better. Please help put a stop this disgraceful type of behavior being pushed on our children."

The number of complaints is nothing compared to the 2004 Super Bowl halftime show with Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction racked up a whopping 540,000 complaints in the weeks after the performance.