The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission puts out a database of emergency room visits. And the website Adequate Man released a list of strange objects doctors have found inside vaginas over the last 12 months.
Here are the most frequent emergency room visits in the US for vaginal obstructions removed.
- SCENTED SOAP
- DEODORANT LID
- “WAS CLEANING SELF IN SHOWER WHEN FOUND A TAMPON IN VAGINA. CONCERNED THAT THERE IS ANOTHER TAMPON IN VAGINA”
- BOTTLECAP
- PENIS RING WITH SPIKES ON IT
- A PIECE OF RUSTY METAL
- SILICON BALLS. PATIENT STATES IS FOR “YOU KNOW, FOR WHEN YOUR HUSBAND LEAVES TOWN”
- A BALL
- BIKE REFLECTOR
- “ON PERIOD, INSERTED NON-BIRTH CONTROL SPONGE IN VAGINA SO SHE COULD SWIM”
- HEADPHONES
- HOT TOWEL
- “WAS HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH BOYFRIEND WHEN HE PUT PHONE AND MONEY IN VAGINA”
- CLAY
- CANDLESTICK
- LOLLIPOP
- “USING MASSAGING URETHRAL VAGINAL STONE BALLS AND THE STRING HOLDING 15 BALLS TOGETHER DISSOLVED, CAN ONLY FIND 14 BALLS”
- TOY MAGIC WAND
