August 9, 2017
: Jessica Simpson stepped out in NYC yesterday, and she looked BAD. What happened to her shape??
The singer mistakingly stepped out in an unflattering short red leather (or possibly faux leather) skirt and a mismatched red and blue blouse with frilly three-quarter-length sleeves.
She finished this unfortunate ensemble with matching blue suede stilettos, red cat eye sunglasses with roses on them, and a clutch in the shape of a mouth.
We’re going to cough this up to one of those mornings where you just can’t pull anything together – and hope she gets it right next time around.